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+30 Killer Anime Pick up Lines to Use on a Weeb

Here are some of the killer anime pick up lines that you could use to impress your weeb boyfriend/girlfriend.

(Or maybe you’re a lonely virgin weeb like me who doesn’t have anyone special who’s reading this post just for the heck of it. If that’s the case, I can at least guarantee you some laughs by the end of this post. Enjoy.)

So, last week I made a story on my Instagram asking my followers to hit me with their best pick up lines. I got a dozen of replies and here are some of the best ones from them.

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Ahem. Without any further ado, let’s jump into the list of 30+ best Anime pick up lines you can use on a Weeb!

Death Note Pick up Lines

“Do you have a pen? So I can write your virginity in my death note.”

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“Roses are red, Light is dead, will you be the butter to my bread?”

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Dragon Ball

“Are you from dragon ball, because I wanna blow my picciload in you.”

Dragon Ball Super pick up lines

“Hey girl. You Bulma mind.”

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Funny/Lewd Anime Pick up lines

“Are you Koro-sensei? Because Imma penetrate you with my “knife.” (Assassination Classroom)

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“Are you Emilia? Because I love you.” (Re:zero)

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“Are you Nezuko? Because I want to be in your box.” (Demon Slayer)

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“I wish I was a demon because I really want you to slay me tonight.” (Demon Slayer)

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“Something is rising and it isn’t the shield hero.” (The rising of the Shield hero)

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“Can you be my lover? I’ll give you a cola.” (Kaguya sama: love is war)

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“Are you a loli? Because you’re worth going to jail for.” (A lolicon)

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“NeoTokyo must be in trouble, because I’m looking at an angel right.” (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

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“Show me your Bankai, big boy.” (Bleach)

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“Are you a camera? Because I’ smash you anytime.” (Jojo part 3)

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My Hero Academia Pick up lines

“Are you Chisaki? Because I wanna Detroit smash you.”

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“I can be the Aizawa to your sleeping bag.”

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“You’re the kettle to my Todoroki.”

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“You’re the hospital bed for my Deku.”

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Naruto Pickup line

“Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Hey beautiful, would you like to bang?”

Naruto pick up lines

“Girl have you mastered the Rasengan, because every time your hand touches me you make me dizzy.” 

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“Girl when I see you, mokuton activates in my pants for no reason.” 

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“Hey Sasuke! How’d you like have your Throwing-knife in my Shuriken?”

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“I’ll be Naruto for you Hinata.” 

Naruto pick up lines

“Orochimaru: Be my vessel, I want to be inside you.”

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Pokemon

“Are you a pokemon? Because I wanna Peak-at-you (Pikachu)”

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“Can I touch your Pikacheeks?”

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Wholesome Anime Pickup lines

“Are you Killua? Because I think you stole my heart.” (Hunter x Hunter)

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“Are you Makise Kurisu? Because I will travel world lines to be with you.” (Steins;gate)

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“Are you a part of the phantom thieves? Because you just stole my heart.” (Persona 5)

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“I’d trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher’s stone.” (Fullmetal Alchemist)

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“Wanna be the Genos to my Saitama?” (One punch man)

Otaku pickup lines

“Are you Hiro? Because I want you to be my darling.” (Darling in the Franxx)

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“I don’t need 99 souls. All I need is yours.” (Soul Eater)

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Yugioh Pickup lines

“Are you a trap card? Because I’ve fallen for you.”

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“Are you a tuner monster? Because you’re powering up my Syncro.”

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“I want to put you in face-down position.”

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“You activated my heart!”

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Alright, these were some of the killer anime pick up lines that I got from my followers on Instagram. Try using these pick up lines on a weeb friend. They’ll probably very happy to hear them. Have your own flirty anime pick up line? Let us know in the comment section below!

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