Позы Джоджо: 30+ потрясающих причудливых поз приключений Джоджо

Позы Джоджо! Что за уникальный blog post idea *sarcastic tone* I know there are a lot of other websites and social media posts that  cover this topic, but hey, I can at least collect different Странные приключения Джоджо позы из разных источников и скомпилировать их в один пост, не так ли? (Но на самом деле автор просто ленив и хочет опубликовать изображение, чтобы избежать громоздкой писательской работы)

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures is renowned for its unique art style and iconic posing. The fashionable characters striking these postures is a treat for the eyes.

Хотя это довольно странно (посмотри, что я там делал) for someone to do these kinda extreme poses while in a normal conversation, it is indeed delightful to see something out of the ordinary. And as a fellow JoJo fan, I know we all wanted to try out (or has tried out) one of these postures (don’t tell me I’m the only one who does these Jojo’s bizarre adventure poses in the bathroom!)

Вот несколько крутых JoJo posing from Phantom Blood (part 1) to Stone Ocean (part 6).

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Джонатан Джостар

Это классическая поза Джоджо, которая стала вирусной и упоминалась в нескольких других аниме!

Here’s that fighting stance Jonathan does while using ripple energy.

Дио Брандо

The lean, mean posing machine- Dio! He has the most number of these awesome postures among all the characters in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures. His stances to his phrases, literally everything he did has gone infamous in the JoJo fan base!

Вы могли видеть это. Это «Это был я, Дио!» поза, которая используется в нескольких аниме-мемах.

Неа! Вы не можете просто поймать мяч, если находитесь в JJBA. Вам нужно иметь этот стиль во всем, что вы делаете. А вот Дио безупречно ловит мяч, как чемпион.

Посмотри, как круто Дио показывает на ДжоДжо. Этот мужчина умеет классно себя преподнести!

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Джозеф Джостар

Here we have one of the most normal postures in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure universe.

A crazy posture by our crazy Joseph Joestar! Man, he’s got some flexible fingers!!

Безусловно, самая простая поза в Джоджо. Просто положите руки на лицо и улыбнитесь: -]

Caesar

Caesar’s stance is way similar to Jonathan’s one I mentioned before. The only difference Caesar covers both the eyes and looks through the gap between his fingers, whereas Jonathan’s hands covers only one of his eyes.

Карс

Kars’ posture might look simple, but it is not. You gotta have flexible shoulders to nail this one.

Now, this one is a simple but bad-ass looking stance.

The Pillar Men

It’s the legendary stance from the menacing pillar men trio! *Plays the pillar men theme in the background*

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Джотаро Куджо

Ah. Here he is! The very definition of badass. He’s got a very little number of postures, but all of them are lit af!

Here’s Jotaro pointing menacingly at his opponent. (This GIF is taken from the game – Звездная битва, but we can see this pose in the Anime’s intro song too.)

Calm. Collected. Yare Yare Daze. This pose is pretty famous in the JJBA fandom, especially among cosplayers.

Star Platinum

We’ve all been waiting for this one! Star Platinum’s power stance! *Ora! ora! noise intensifies*

Дио

This is the defying gravity wryyy posture which is really popular with cosplayers. You would’ve also seen people posing like Dio in TikTok videos. You gotta bend back as close to the floor as possible to pull this off.

Т-поза. Ага, Дио тоже сделал это, тем не менее в воздухе.

Now, this stance was literally to show off Dio in JoJo’s body. Cross your right arm towards your left shoulder and your left am towards your right hip and voila!

The same stance viewed from a different angle.

Kakyoin

Alright, this one is the Cool Kakyoin stance.

Какёин стильно жестикулирует (приветствует) людей.

Polnareff

This is one of the most extreme postures in the entire franchise! It requires great balance and flexibility to pull this one off.

The Gang

Similar to the Pillar men stance this is one of the few iconic group poses in JoJo’s bizarre adventure.

JOJO POSES FROM PART 4

Josuke

The postures got a bit more edgy and weird in part 4, but it is worth a look nonetheless.

Посмотри на эти бедра. Как он это делает!!? Честно говоря, я не думаю, что это все так круто, но это действительно странно и забавно. (Во всяком случае, это весело)

Чем больше я смотрю на это, тем смешнее, боже мой.

This one is more like a dance posture. It’s pretty neat and easy to execute just by giving it a glance.

Alright! This is my favorite Josuke pose. I mean, look at him! He’s so gorgeous in this one. This stance was definitely meant for Josuke.

Killer Queen

Here it is! The super cool Killer Queen posture!! It is pretty hard to imitate it. For me, it is almost impossible to put my hands up and down at the same time like that, but who knows, you might be able to pull it off.

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Джорно Джованна

This is a bizarre pose, alright. I don’t know why he’s doing that while talking about something totally out of context, but this is totally gay.

Вот. Сексуальная позиция «Я хочу стать звездой банды»! Просто, но безупречно.

JOJO POSES FROM PART 6

Джолин

Jolyne is our first female JoJo character and her stance is simply gorgeous. If you are not caught up to part 6, here’s her lineage information.

Next up is one of the sexiest JoJo poses. Here Jolyne simply sits with a confident smile. Her curvy hips and the see-through side thigh makes her a virgin killer!

Sure Jolyne might rock her standing and sitting postures, but her battle pose is even cooler. Look at the style and presence! No wonder fans simp for her.

Заключение

Till this point you saw all the postures from the actual anime. Now, I know there might some more I might have missed, but hey, I tried to do a decent compilation. Hope you are satisfied with what you saw ^^

Okay, that’s it for this post! These were some of the most awesome Jojo’s bizarre adventure poses from part 1 to 6. Until next time, buh-bye~